if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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