let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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