I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
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the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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