i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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