What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
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Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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