Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
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I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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