I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
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do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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