we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
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I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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