I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
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We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
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This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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