Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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