pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
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My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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