I'm gonna have a badass scar
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
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i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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