you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
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He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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