He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
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sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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