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i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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