I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
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I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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