you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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