Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
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Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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