Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
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i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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