This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
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I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
dude. I can hear the air.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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