I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
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first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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