I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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