Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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