I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
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Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize