We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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