Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
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SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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