we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
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If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
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I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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