I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
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I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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