is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
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Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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