Porn is love you can see.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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