I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Porn is love you can see.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
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dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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