She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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