Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
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