Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
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Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
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