OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
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I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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