How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
It was like getting head from an anaconda
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
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don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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