I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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