I think I just saw someone hide a body.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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