operation harelip BJ is a go
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
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Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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