he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
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He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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