The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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