I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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