Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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