You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
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STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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