its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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