I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
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I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
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I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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