wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
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I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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