He is an equal opportunity slut.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
the liver wants what the liver wants
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
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You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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