so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
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Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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