How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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